Portugal v Spain: Group B - 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia

Cristiano Ronaldo: The Thighmaster

Bow before the Lord of Leg Day.

If you watched American television in the 1990s — a simpler time — you may remember seeing the actress Suzanne Somers hawking an exercise product called the Thighmaster, a padded, coiled contraption that invited you to "squeeze, squeeze your way to shapely hips and thighs." That Thighmaster had a pretty good run, but it's over now. The world has a new Thighmaster, and his name is Cristiano Ronaldo.

LOOK ON MY THIGHS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno/Getty Images LOOK ON MY THIGHS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! THIGHS OF UNUSUAL SIZE Clive Rose/Getty Images THIGHS OF UNUSUAL SIZE READ 'EM AND WEEP Clive Rose/Getty Images READ 'EM AND WEEP

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