If you watched American television in the 1990s — a simpler time — you may remember seeing the actress Suzanne Somers hawking an exercise product called the Thighmaster, a padded, coiled contraption that invited you to "squeeze, squeeze your way to shapely hips and thighs." That Thighmaster had a pretty good run, but it's over now. The world has a new Thighmaster, and his name is Cristiano Ronaldo.Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno/Getty Images LOOK ON MY THIGHS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! Clive Rose/Getty Images THIGHS OF UNUSUAL SIZE Clive Rose/Getty Images READ 'EM AND WEEP
More World Cup Stories
For more FOTO stories directly in your inbox, sign up for our weekly newsletter.