You have officially entered the no-sap zone. Check out 20 shameless, strange, or downright bad kisses, all compiled for the hater in you.

20 Kisses We Can't Unsee

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You have officially entered the no-sap zone. Check out 20 shameless, strange, or downright bad kisses, all compiled for the hater in you.

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Stuntin' Kevin Kane/WireImage/Getty Images Stuntin' Madonna and Britney do it for the culture (and, obviously, the cameras) during the 2003 MTV VMA’s. Kiss of Death, Redefined Fox Photos/Getty Images Kiss of Death, Redefined Reaching Anadolu Agency/Getty Images Reaching Backseat Shenanigans Hulton Archive/Getty Images Backseat Shenanigans Really, Kids? Broad Daylight? Sluuuuurp! Elizabethsalleebauer Sluuuuurp! Um, This Ain’t Woodstock William Lovelace/Getty Images Um, This Ain’t Woodstock Everyone around this couple at the Isle of Wight fest looks very uncomfortable. This Isn’t Stiff, Nope, Not at All AFP/AFP/Getty Images This Isn’t Stiff, Nope, Not at All Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley: their passion blossomed on (you guessed it) MTV. Too. Much. Tongue Patrick Riviere/Getty Images Too. Much. Tongue Contestants participate in a chocolate-licking contest in Sydney, Australia… all for $500 and a year’s supply of ice cream. Un-Bearable Jill Freedman/Getty Images Un-Bearable Incoming! LUKE FRAZZA/AFP/Getty Images Incoming!

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Polly Wanted a Cracker, Though Fox Photos/Getty Images Polly Wanted a Cracker, Though At Least Somebody’s Winning? Rich Lam/Getty Images At Least Somebody’s Winning? A couple in Vancouver memorably made out amid riots after the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup. Sand Everywhere = Very Itchy Hulton Archive/Getty Images Sand Everywhere = Very Itchy But Doesn’t That Roll on the… Oh, Never Mind Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images But Doesn’t That Roll on the… Oh, Never Mind Aw, C’mon, Ma David Cheskin - PA Images/PA Images via Getty Images Aw, C’mon, Ma Love Is Messy Nick Ansell - PA Images/PA Images via Getty Images Love Is Messy After a mud race in Essex... congratulations? Shameless Smooch Philip Ramey Photography, LLC/Corbis via Getty Images Shameless Smooch Former reality TV stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt use PDA to bait paparazzi and promote her songs on iTunes. The Ferret Does Not Approve Marcos del Mazo/LightRocket via Getty Images The Ferret Does Not Approve